Career

Something that society forces upon people, esp. nowadays. If you do not have a career, people automatically assume you are a lazy good-for-nothing bum. An unnecessary thing to have, and it's a shame that so many people spend all their lives aspiring to have a career. The concept is installed into most western children from birth, as their first twenty-odd years of their life is dedicated to "education", which generally teaches people to become "clever". Being "clever" means you will have a "good" career.

The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.

Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".

"Careers are a twentieth century invention, and I don't want one" - Christopher McCandless:

by GenericPseudonym10621 May 30, 2009

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Assassins Creed

Assassin's Creed is a video game in development by Ubisoft. First shown as Project Assassin at Microsoft's X05 event, at the E3 2006 trade show, it was officially announced for the PS3, to be released in 2007 using the name Assassin's Creed. Later on, Ubisoft also announced that the game was coming to the PC and Xbox 360. The game is being developed by many of the same people who helped make Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and began production as soon as the latter was completed. The game is highly focused on crowds and parkour, which will be one of the main means of transportation while in towns.

"Have you played Assassins Creed yet?"
"Yeah."
"Wait how? It's not out yet. -_-"
*assassinates the kid who just asked how*

by Tom Joey September 23, 2008

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assassin's creed 3

the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.

reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.

by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012

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Chreeping

an extremely high level status of creeping; when a young man hits on multiple women who clearly do not enjoy his company. then later demands their phone numbers from several different people..multiple times throughout the night; creating bizarre stories to help him receive the phone numbers.

*derived from long nights of being chreeped by Christopher Qualls*

yo dogg, he's Chreeping tough right now..he's asked me for that bitches number like 6 times now..

by blimblam WHAMtastic May 9, 2011

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Career

ca⋅reer {kuh-reer}

–noun
1. A long period of servitude in exchange for operating capital and the promise of financial security and much needed health care coverage on release; golden handcuffs.
2. The mistakenly desired outcome of 16+ years of education.
3. An affliction whose symptoms are loss of life & liberty, general purpose misery, and resentment towards those who are unaffected.
4. A euphemism for 'professional labour camp'; these 'camps' are required to support capitalism's unsustainable drive for never ending growth.

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

by Loki's Friend September 19, 2009

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