MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.

There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.

by Rob774 January 4, 2009

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

cimbal

-someone who goes back to one girl who loves him only for sex.

-this person will also seriously enjoy getting drunk to the point where they will mutter their words incoherently.

-he is a mooch who will scheme until he gets his fill.

-he is likely to also not have any money on him or not enough gas in his car to be a designated driver.

-Anytime you hit this person, they will bitch about it for days on end

-This person has a knack of hocking up loogies and being seroiusly obnoxious with his mouth sounds and will always bitch about it when called out on it.

-sometimes will have the nickname of balls

Dude last night you were pulling such a Cimbal, that girl loves you and you totally use her for sex.

by Rosenqueer Bongwater October 15, 2009

go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired

"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"

by disco stu May 14, 2003

commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)

Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.

by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005

internet commando

A person who enters internet chatrooms with the intent to gain the group's trust and then pick a fight. The internet commando is usually a male 30-something who lives in his parent's basement.

I was playing poker on line last night and some Internet Commando got in on the chat and told me he'd pull my bottom lip over my head.

by Larry Tiita October 6, 2009

Top comma

Apostrophe. But if you don't know what an apostrophe is, you shouldn't include it in your child's name.

My daughter's name is Ja'londa. You spell it J-a-"top comma"-l-o-n-d-a.

by Doconabike January 8, 2014