600 calorie pack

When instead of eating the intended 100 calorie pack and being healthy, you eat the whole box (of 6).

She's so fat, always eating 600 calorie packs!

by yumyumyumyum May 18, 2010

calorie bomb

Any food item, snack, or meal that contains an ungodly amount of calories (and usually fat, too). It is guaranteed to go straight to your waist, hips, and/or ass, blowing your figure to hell in the process.

Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.

Bob: "Oh man, I just ran five miles, and I was so hungry when I got home that I inhaled an entire goddamn bag of Cheetos."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."

Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."

by J - Train April 20, 2010

burning calories

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

by otay May 20, 2005

Calow

A person who is amazing, fantastic and beautiful. A true legend. A calow should be treated with respect and admiration by others at all times.

You have to love her, she's a Calow.

by Anonymous_2408 September 22, 2012

chaloobies

n. man boobs

That fat guy has bigger chaloobies than I do!

by Mel May 6, 2004

Cailou

An absolute fucking twat, He is the literal definition of fucking Satan. He whines at every chance he gets about the dumbest fucking things and can't go fucking hair cause it's mentally challenged and probably has terminal cancer, but we find out that terminal cancer has a bad case of cailou.

Cailou: Your A Nigger, I'm Going To Separate Your Fucking Kidney Into Two If We Don't Go To The Circus You Twat
Mom: Dies

by Cancer patient:) October 4, 2019

Cailou

A stupid child who sounds like a goat on steroids.

Each day I brush my hair, oh wait there's nothing there! Cailou, Cailou!

by Vsco%$^& October 28, 2019