Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015

chuphilly

a mixture of fat skin and fur usually found on a dog or cat

Barny:awwwww
Dog:bark
Barney: you're so cute dog
Dog:bark
Barney: you're so chuphilly

by Barnysodum April 25, 2017

chumpskull

Some who is both a chump and a numbskull.

Joe wears his mask outdoors. What a chumpskull.

by PaulKiPaulPauPaulKi May 7, 2021

chubkiller

The opposite of an aphrodisiac.

That outfit is such a chubkiller.

by CooterCrasher June 11, 2022

Big Chumpkin

Having somebody eat your ass while you are taking a piss.

Was at the family change room ripping a whiz, when Sweaty Rhonda give me a Big Chumpkin

by Jay-Are Goliath December 13, 2024