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Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
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Chokehold

To be enraptured or caught up in someone, a thing, situation or a story.
“Omg! This new show on Netflix got me in a chokehold!”

“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!
by HappyLatchkey October 3, 2022
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chokeslam

To devastate your opponent by grabbing the throat and lifting the person off the ground and forcing him into the ground with unforgiving force. Widely used in all wrestling federations around the world. Widely used as a threat or inside joke with wrestling fans.
You didnt take the trash out, now I have to chokeslam your ass.

Oh my god!!! he just got a chokeslam through a kitchen sink!

"Hey, check out that chokeslam over there."(in reference to a beautiful girl)
by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006
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Chuning Choke

While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.
"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"
by Tacobutt June 10, 2014
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Reverse Choke

when you choke the start and full combo the rest.

mainly used in the game osu!
Person 1: "fuck bro i just reverse choked Sungglow 3mod"
Person 2: "damn bro, how much pp did you get?"
Person 1: "727"
by PekkaBoo July 22, 2021
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Vader Choke

The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.
1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch

2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.
by Adroa July 14, 2009
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Choke me like you hate me but you love me

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'
Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)
by DuelKatanaNinja2 January 6, 2021
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