chuck norris

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
by wolf January 12, 2005
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A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
by Skeeter McGantry August 23, 2006
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Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!
by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003
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A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God
Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?
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Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.
RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..
by BeliebersAreAmazing April 03, 2010
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America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.
Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!
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"chuck Norris didn't get wet water got chuck Norrised"
chuck Norris
1998-never died
by RedstoneTrippy August 16, 2018
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