hook or crook

By any means necessary

I’m going to win by hook or crook.

by BigRodFrom93rd January 25, 2018

half way crook

Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.

"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.

by iraqigangsta January 18, 2008

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009

chookas

Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg".

Actors, this is your 5 minute call. Chookas, everyone!

by LenSensei June 22, 2006

Chronk

Chronic wank.

To Chronk is to furiously masturbate for a considerable length of time, with little to no stopping, often coinciding with other bodily functions due to inability to refrain from continuing said act. The act of Chronking can become a serious issue amongst participants, regularly resulting in injury and occasionally, death.

Despite his guilty feelings, after a tough day, Phil decided to endure an eight hour chronk in attempt to relive himself of stress. The ambulance was called at 3:04 in the morning but he was pronounced dead at the scene - phallus still swollen from his vice like grip.

by CatOnTheGrill March 6, 2014

Vic City Crooks

A bunch of suburban kids from Victoria BC who think they're tough. Their activities include being faggots, getting smashed, and being Facebook tough guys.

"Yo did you hear what happend to Jacob?"
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."

by Reefen. April 8, 2013

Cali Crooks

An elite California car scene club that is known to take Deepest Team awards. A family of sorts that goes beyond blood. Term "Crooks" in their name is a statement because they always steal the show.

"I just really wish my car was good enough to join Cali Crooks, they always roll deep"

by CarSceneGuru September 11, 2019