Chris 

Is slang for a person with a Plate shaped head.

It may be also a name given for a person with a low platelet count.

Chris is also generally a very thin person.

"That guy has a plate head, he must be a Chris"
"This person has such a low platelet count"
"He is soooo thin, he must be a Chris"

Chris by FSF June 7, 2013

Chris 

The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.

He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.

He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.

Chris, you amaze me.

Chris by iuydtrfxgcghuoi. October 19, 2008

Chris 

Chris is the sweetest thing to walk the earth. Hes gorgeous, he melts your heart with everything he says and no matter what, you cant be mad at him. He makes everything better and is someone you can always turn to and is easy to talk to. You can always trust a Chris with anything. Chris's are really good at basket ball and love to skateboard on their free time. They like to be around people and your very lucky if you have one in your life. Chris's are tall, have dark hair, brown eyes, and joke around alot. They are adorable and will mean the world to you. Once you meet one, they'll never be off your mind. Their texts will make you smile for hours, and they are all around perfect. There's really no words to describe a Chris other than someone very special in your life.

That boy is perfect.

No, that boy is Chris:] <3

Chris by the real BAM November 28, 2012

chris 

he lit fye allways fun to hang out with. girls should hit the line

the party is going to be lit if chris is there

chris by chrisj262 June 18, 2018

Chris 

The most wonderful man you will ever meet. He is sure to put a smile on your face unless you piss him off. Then you wont have a face to smile with.
Also quite beautiful.

OMG I meet a Chris last night!!
You lucky bitch who is he?

Chris by SpLitZ for you January 2, 2009

Chris 

A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other

Wanna touch Chris?
Sure.

Chris by Dr. STFU October 16, 2008

Chris 

An ugly kid who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting people’s conversations

Literally nobody:
Chris: Actually

Chris by offietingz May 21, 2019