Chétou

The word "touché" is also often used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to commend someone on a clever response to an argument. The thank the person for commending you on your cleverness the correct response is to say "chétou"

Guy: "... so THAT is why zombies exist!"

Girl: "ah... touché!"

Guy:"chétou!"

by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

chatorrhoea

This is when, while chatting or instant messaging a friend, one feels the terrible urge to spew out copious amounts of random info/thoughts/ideas to cover up a virtual awkward silence.

Kevin went on and on about his 'karma' theory when we were discussing the chem project y'day on AIM. It was a clear case of chatorrhoea.

by rayofmoonlite February 27, 2009

Chocodoudle

A passive aggressive form of vehicular revenge involving dog poo smeared onto the door handles of the target car. Considered an appropriate feedback mechanism for inappropriate parking.

Originally invented by a frustrated ex-military motorist - as a less violent alternative response to arsehole parking, than dragging the cunt into the street and beating him to death.

Oh look hun - someone’s parked across our driveway again.

Chocodoudle the bastard

by FJ1000 June 13, 2019

Dark choco cookie

An extremely hot man

Dark choco cookie: hi

Me: AWOOGA

by creepyendy June 30, 2021

chatous

An unusually small penis that curves to the left. People possessing chatous tend overcompensate.

Kevin was afraid to shower in the locker room because the other boys would point and laugh at his chatous.

by snapeape November 21, 2013

chocogasm

eating high quality choclate and experiencing bliss like states of choc-erotic pleasure

After that second truffle from Maison du Chocolat I had an incredible chocogasm

by Fritz February 4, 2004

Chocobozor

A slang word used on wc3 among the Island Defense community to describe really bad players similar to the definition of "NuB" but this player starts off decent and decays in skill.

Chocobozor derives from the player "chocobo" a french-canadian with a indian mexican italian accent. Chocobo has the power to cause earthquakes with his excessively annoying voice. Eg. Brem, Brem, Brem! Chocobo's presence has the ability to decrease your overall grammer and gaming skills due to lack of confidence when playing with him.

Magez week 1:This is kinda fun I'm doing kinda good

Magez week 77(QQ): OMFG NOOB LEARN TO PLAY(already dead)

Player:Dude stop being a chocobozor.

by ID Community April 10, 2010