charizard's dick

smoking so much that you aren't even getting high any more, your throat just burns.

yo man, i've smoked so much today that bowl is treating me like charizard's dick!

by ethana December 2, 2010

Charizarding

The act of lighting a girls pubic hair on fire whist having sexual intercourse and then the guy puts it out with his cum.

Shane does charizarding with Shay-lea.

by Big mek June 23, 2014

Dirty Chorizo

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.

Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.

by JQrazy November 29, 2009

chorizo wrestler

one who wrestles with sausage.

"hey bro do you want to go watch wrestling with us?"
response:
"hell no i'm not a chorizo wrestler!"

by cw425 January 7, 2010

choriz

Short for chorizo, slang for a penis, can be a noun or a verb.

She came over last night- and I slipped her the choriz.

I would love to choriz that tall blonde over there.

by Opiepost69 February 8, 2017

Charizard

a fucking bitch that never listened to ash until charizard loses.

Person 1: CHARIZARD 2 OP
Me: FUCK YOU

by latioslatias April 10, 2015

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010