Chopping lumber

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"

Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"

by Snipervert March 3, 2010

Choping

Choping or Chopeing - Slang to be used for the soon to be passed into UK law, sexual offence of photographing without consent up beneath a women's skirt or dress.

Named after Christopher Chope Mp, Conservative Mp for Christchurch, Dorset. Christopher Chope Mp who PREVENTED the law from being passed to protect women in the UK , by 'filibustering' (talking out) a Private members bill in the house of commons, UK parliament. Prior to Mp Chope's actions the bill making - 'up skirting' (Choping or Chopeing) - the photographing non-consensually up beneath a women's dress or skirt, a criminal sexual offence. This law had been expected to pass, as it had cross political party support on both sides of the house of commons. See 'Hansard'.

The man committed the sexual offence of Choping (chopeing) by taking a photograph up beneath the womens skirt without her consent.

by Kuriologist June 17, 2018

Chopping

Also many times known as choppin. This is a term for hitting on a girl. Most times one asks their friend if they are chopping by yelling ( Friends name) you be choppin? Another method used to prevent the one being chopped on from hearing the question is to make karate chop motions up and down many times quickly in the air with both hands.

Looks like John over there is chopping on that hot red head in the white dress.

or

Hey Mike you be chopping on that girl cause if not I am moving in.

by Dan nad and adn nad nda November 13, 2010

Choping

The act of using a phone or camera to take a picture up a females skirt.

Christopher enjoyed the frill of Choping females in the Houses of Parliament

by DominicCummings June 17, 2018

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Chopeing

The act of taking a photo of a female's crotch area from up her skirt ("upskirting") without her knowing.

Named after a British Member of Parliament, "Sir" Christopher Chope who blocked legislation which would have made such a specific act illegal in the UK.

I was at a gig at the weekend, and I caught this man chopeing me with his mobile phone. Dirty bastard.

by RogerMellie June 17, 2018