Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee October 3, 2005

Chook-a-dook

When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.

That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.

by DKS799 October 8, 2018

dirty chook

Term in Australia for deep fried chicken, normally from KFC.

Person 1- “Wanna go get some dirty chook?”
Person 2- “yeah i’m in the mood for some KFC”

by SlinkyJoe September 18, 2018

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004

Chook Fucker

A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.

John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.

by Cougarman July 24, 2019

Box of Chooks

Australian colloquial; a block of 30 Emu Export beer cans, commonly used as currency in Western Australia in lieu of cash for small jobs or swap of goods.

Chiefy: Here, cob you can have my spare vape ...

Me: I don't have any cash on me, fella ...

Chiefy: No worries, just drop off a Box of Chooks when you get a chance ...

by Ninja Dingo October 15, 2023