chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 28, 2009

jimmy chooin'

shopping with your girlfriend and seeing how much of your money she will waste on a ridiculously expensive pair of shoes

"Hey honey, look at these Jimmy Choo. They are on-sale today, only $650!"

She jumps around excitedly, while you look into your soon to be empty wallet. This is Jimmy Chooin'

by Male Shopper April 3, 2010

Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

Chooking

Chooking is the synonym of poking. It means to poke or prod someone or something with a finger, stick, rod, or any long object.

Chooking also refers to sticking a long, slim object into a hole.

by Okeycardinal July 3, 2018

chooming

“Chooming” is Hawaiian slang for smoking pot.

Don Ho and I were behind the hotel chooming some bud.

by Resbot Nermo of Apocraphy August 28, 2013

Coofing

The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.

Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.

by Mellman69 December 10, 2017

Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.

Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.

by Mr. Footlong March 30, 2011