chococklate

Shit covered dick

"Hey Jason you wont believe how hard I fucked Julia last night. My only suggestion is that she wipes her ass, after I was done with her, I had a massive chococklate.

by Biddly Diddly April 7, 2015

chookie edinburgh

The Duke of Edinburgh

Chookie Edinburgh is an inbred moron!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

CHOCK LOCK

1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.

2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.

3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.

MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN

by Lanny Heidbreder January 20, 2009

Chooch-milk

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.

After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.

by Testeclees July 15, 2010

Chooch Wagon

Name given to a big diesel pick up truck. Sometimes this truck will have the ability to roll coal.

Example1
guy 1: man this truck she goes fast.

guy 2: ye she be choochin.

Example2
Just got a new chooch wagon

by pwagon September 9, 2013

Chookosssre

The word for calling someone or something dumb, or less than average.

“That seemed pretty straight forward, you Chookosssre. Jeez.”

by Notdumb123 July 2, 2019

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009