Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

by TV CAR March 20, 2010

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014

blood choking

the act of causing someone to pass out or lose consciousness by restricting blood flow to the persons brain. this is also known as choking out and is considered an edge play.

"me and my sub tried blood choking last night,she ended up passed out for 2 minutes."

by i have too much spare time January 10, 2020

choking on a turkey neck

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

by Trader1933 January 13, 2017

chokin the hogan

The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.

Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

choking victim

An awesome Hardcore punk ska band from new York.

Choking Victim is the best

by Larry May 16, 2003

Choking Bone

Male masturbation. Wanking. Jacking off.

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018