Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 02, 2022

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 07, 2021

Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.

“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”

by LickDick489777 October 19, 2018

Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

Chocolate banana

Code word for sending nudes

Me: Yo your proper peng, Chocolate banana.
Her: Ok ;)

by Adumbbitch July 24, 2020

Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 August 01, 2020

chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it

i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday

by cock!?! March 15, 2021