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Choco Taco

The male partner places his female companion on the back of her neck with her bearded clam (vagina) reaching for the skies (facing up). Some say this position is practiced in Yoga, but who the fuck cares.
The man then climbs over the women and aligns his asshole with her vagina. He then poos a thick log into her bearded clam and moves his ass up and down with the shit inside of her clam chowder (she uses the poo as a dildo, but the poo never fully leaves the ass). Make sure to not move too quickly as to make the shit fall out of the ass.
Paula: "I wish I would have showered before I came to work this morning. I still smell from the Choco Taco that Ezekial gave me last night."
by Mac The Knife August 8, 2006
mugGet the Choco Tacomug.

Choco Taco

It's when someone takes a crap on a girls Cooch then eats her out.
Mah Bitch Goes crazy for the Choco Taco
by Dirty Sanchez October 13, 2003
mugGet the Choco Tacomug.

Choco Taco

The act of heating a tortilla shell then rubbing around your gooch and then wiping your ass with it. Once the tortilla is good and brown make a regular burrito or taco out of it with all the toppings. Offer it to a family member or friend and enjoy.
"This burrito tastes like shit!"

"Dude, it's probably a choco taco"
by C-Unit from da club December 22, 2007
mugGet the Choco Tacomug.

Choco Taco

When you fuck a girl in the ass then you stick your choco dick in her pink taco. Otherwise known as fucking a girl in the ass then straight to the puss.
I was with my girl last night and i was from the back to front....yeah i gave that bitch a choco taco.
by Chris Gatsby December 28, 2007
mugGet the Choco Tacomug.

Choco-Taco

When a male has anal intercourse and sticks his then poopy dick inside a vagina.
Her asshole wasn't enough but she wasn't clean so I gave her a choco-taco.
by Narrator1000 May 22, 2022
mugGet the Choco-Tacomug.

choco-taco

It is another term for a dirty sexual act, the Choco-taco has gotten it's name when a male decides to take a "dump" into the female partners vaginal insides.
Daddy: Come on sweety, you want your choco-taco?
Daugher: Daddy, what's a choco-taco?
Daddy: Well hunny, spread your legs.
Daughter: *spreads legs*
Daddy: *Takes a poop in her vagina*
Daughter: Daddy, why did you just poop in my hoo-hoo?
Daddy: Well sweety, I was showing you what a Choco-taco is.
by Vazilly June 8, 2010
mugGet the choco-tacomug.

Choco Taco

When performing anal then going straight to vag.
Gave my girl a choco taco last night.
by dubs87 June 23, 2011
mugGet the Choco Tacomug.

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