Clyde Donovan

Clyde Donovan is a side character from South Park. He is Craig's best friend and is frequently seen with Craig's friend group.
He's not the most intelligent person but he's very emotional and cries a lot. Smarter people can easily use him, like the popular girls but he didn't realize it and just started to think he's attractive af.

He's also pretty weak but still tries his best to defend other people when they need it and is one of the nicest kids

Clyde is pathetic but he's also a likeable and relatable character that has some attention in the fandom.

Mr Garrison: What is 5x2?
Clyde Donovan: 12?
Mr Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

by babykata2010 July 26, 2020

Clydesdale Flip

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021

john clyde

A jock nerd.
Someone who plays ultimate frisbeeand maintains good grades and is good at sewing.

Joe Chu was in love with a john clyde even though he was a lonely nerd. The match would never happen but Joe Chu could always hope.

by Danger noodle 666 February 19, 2017

Lewis clyde

A complete retard, one of gods fuck ups. An unknown specimen in desperate need to be examined. He is described as monkey like and is most likely to be on the spectrum. Btw his retardation influences those around him.

Person 1 " Who's the person jumping in the bushes?"
Person 2 " The retard, Lewis Clyde"

by Alance_ December 23, 2019

Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!

Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!

by SlopNChop January 6, 2017

Clyde

Clydes are usually smart assholes that know how to get their way around things, or they can be angels. If your name is clyde you will probably be popular at school because your name is so rare. They often are babe magnets and will do anything for free pussy.

Person 1: “Hey look over there, I see Clyde!”
Person 2: “Whats he doing?”
Person 1: “Getting ladies for sure.”

by ruh roh September 17, 2018

Clydebuilt

This proves the motto "If it's not Scottish then it's Crap"
The most reliable and best built ships on the Planet.

Clydebuilt was like a Trademark then in the early 80's Darth Thatcher and her Tory boot boys almost totally destroyed them all

by tony blair sucks July 6, 2006