Chloiener

It is a 151 inch long penis that belongs to a girl named Chloe. Word on the street is that you will gain superpowers by riding it.

How do you think Superman gained his powers? He rode that big ol Chloiener.

by Vaporing December 24, 2022

chlorine

Added to pools to kill harmful bacteria as well as hair. Leaves a characteristic smell that lingers no matter how much shampoo or deodorant you use. Prolonged exposure can dye your hair a dead-looking blonde (or dark brown if your hair is black).

Damn, your hair looks great and you smell good. JK LOL, you swam with chlorine this morning and even though you took a shower you look like you didn't.

by kdog502 February 3, 2012

Chloriney

adj. Chlorine with a y at the end. Used to describe the scent, feel/burn, and taste of chlorine. Usually used in and around swimming pools.

tracy (while standing on the pool deck): Man my eyes are burning.

dan: yea this pool is extra chloriney today.

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Chlorine Scents

The smell of a freshly bleached anus.

Franklin rammed his nose up Jeff's butthole, savoring the fresh chlorine scents.

"I'm so glad yo' ass aint so stanky and brown no mo'. An' da chlorine scents is drivin me crazy," Tyrone remarked to Billy.

by rutherfo March 2, 2009

Chlorine Eyes

When someone's eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Swimming Pool Eyes

That guy has chlorine eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 23, 2011

Chlorinesium

A chemical compound consisting of chlorine and magnesium.

I've signed the Chlorinesium out of the Chemistry Store.

by Proof! February 24, 2011

chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012