clobberstab

To stab and clobber, simultaneously.

Coyote and Noq wanted to clobberstab those responsible for the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre

by Noq January 13, 2004

Robber Clobber

When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion

OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!

HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!

by Kimmy Wimmy October 15, 2008

Clobbered

To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.

I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."

by Haent August 14, 2009

clobberfaced

a variant of shitfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.

by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

chobber

idiot,wanker as in Knobber chobber

waht a chobber
You knobber chobber

by tommy toe poker October 22, 2003