Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

Chippopotamus

A massively fat individual, normally complete with gunt (f) windows apron (f) or giant belly (m) that's rather fond of wheelbarrow loads of deep fried potato products. When found in Scotland they are fairly recognisable by massive size and dark pink corned-beef pattern on skin.

Look at the size of him/her. What a complete Chippopotamus

by baby sumo January 26, 2018

chimpout

To loudly holler, imitating the sounds of a chimpanzee, monkey or another primate. This is a sexual act of degradation used by submissive black raceplayer, used to emphasize their innate inferiority and similarity to apes.

Dustin: Why was JaQuan naked and screeching so loudly last night at the Eagle while all those leather bears watched? I was embarrassed FOR him.

Cole: His master made him chimpout publicly. Don't worry...he was enjoying himself.

by narratophiliac83 August 26, 2022

chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012

chinpokomon

It's super toy number one. Buy Chinpokomon and you be having a happy feelings.

by Dagger June 16, 2003

chipotlingus

Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.

Sean performed exquisite chipotlingus on his naked burrito.

by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014

chimpolupa

A creamy daddy monster who just wants to play but you don’t want to play with them so you write a wattpad story about them and they cum to your house and kill your uwu cuddle bear in the middle of the night but your discord kitten saves you uwu 🥺👉👈

That chimpolupa tried to play with me last night! Good thing my discord kitten was there to fight them off with their uwu power.

by redtomatosauce November 30, 2022