chinese 

country that some people think every east and south eastern Asian came/originated from

Tim: Hey, chinese kid

Rulki: Sorry dude, I'm Filipino

Jon: WOW! A Chinese kid

Rulki: Thanks, but I'm from The Philippines

Jon: Did you just move here from China?

Rulki: My ancestors are Filipino but I was born in California

chinese by God hates me more than you August 25, 2011

Chinese 

One of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.

The greeting line "ni hao ma"are often used by non-Asian people as a pick-up line to all east Asians.

世界上最美的語言之一，如果你能了解其文字的含意

person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:Wow ,look at that,the Chinese writing is bizarre!

Chinese by voyager1222 August 30, 2014

chinese 

The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at everything, and anything.

I'm part Chinese from my mother.

chinese by spike guy July 24, 2007

Chinese 

A type of food commonly served as a cure to constipation.

I was constipating this morning so I went down to Chang's for some Chinese. Fifteen minutes later, it was mudslide in paradise!

Chinese by cliffsiderock August 24, 2009

Chinese 

a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.

Non-Asian: Hey, you Chinese?
Asian: ching ching chong chong

Chinese by Arti_CreepYT April 15, 2017

Chinese 

The greatest human race in existance. Before so it was the Atlantians, however Atlantians got help from aliens. The Chinese are most famous for simply being champions.

Police Officer: Hey you know how fast you were going?
Chinese Man: Hey man fuck you I am chinese I can do whatever I want!

Polceman: Oh fuck I am sorry, please forgive my Ignorance master! Allow me to lick your shoes clean!

Chinese by Daniel Lim July 16, 2008

Chinese 

The Ching Chong language

Mr Hung speaks Chinese. He goes Ching chong

Chinese by Dirtstepper March 28, 2017