Dick To Chick Ratio

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.

Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.

by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010

Chick with a dick

some one with a mental illness

P1; he are a chick with a dick or is it a she?
P2; I can fit my dick in my butt
P1; wat?

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Ur chick has a dick

Better than ur family tree lgbt

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Chink dick

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.

Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!

by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

Crick dick

Crick dick is a condition in which a man's dick has a crick (painful spasm) when confronted by a powerful independent woman. This condition is usually a result of chronic narcissism and fear.

His arrogance and inability to connect strongly suggest that he is suffering from Crick Dick.

by Skullcrackers June 16, 2018

Blank check dick

It is when you put your dick on the table and let the girl know no matter how many kids you want you got them

You see that girl over there with the fat ass she can get some blank check dick on God

by Blackguyinsweats December 10, 2019