UC Chabot

Chabot Community College, in Hayward, California, which is often sarcastically referred to as UC Chabot by locals.
Essentially a cesspool of losers, save a few that were unfortunate to be denied entrance to any other college in high school and will actually manage to transfer out.

HS student 1: Hey guys, where are you going to college next year?
HS student 2: UCLA ftw!
HS student 3: Yale.
HS student 4: .....UC Chabot.
HS student 1, 2, and 3: Pwned.

by failure2 September 13, 2011

chirotonsor

Barber. Listed in Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words (c. 1974, University Books), according to which it was coined in 1924 and accepted by 3,000 "chirotonsorial representatives."

Not listed in Webster's Unabridged (3rd). Apparently constructed from Greek-derived chiro- ("hand") and Latin tonsor ("clipper").

With his hair distractingly tickling his ears and beginning to hang in his eyes, he began to reflect that a visit to the local chirotonsor might be a little overdue.

by retorick September 4, 2011

Chiaotzu

A character from the Dragon Ball series. His name is also spelt "Chaozu". He is a small, pretty quiet, red-cheeked human member of the Z-Fighters who specializes in psychic abilities. He is best friends with Tien. In the 3rd DB movie "Mystical Adventure", he has a wife known as Ran Ran. He levitates more than he walks.

Chiaotzu is usually seen with the other Z-Fighters whilst levitating beside his best friend Tien.

by AngryFridge123 December 25, 2008

chipotlingus

Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.

Sean performed exquisite chipotlingus on his naked burrito.

by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014

Chabot Cunt

A white girl that wears doo-rags, talks like she’s black, and hops drug dealer to drug dealer fucking her way to her next fix.

Look at Brooke, another white girl that wears doo-rags, talks like she’s black, and hops drug dealer to drug dealer fucking her way to her next fix. Brooke is a Chabot Cunt

by RayRayCC December 31, 2020

Chipotlax

The active ingredient in America's favorite burrito that leads to guaranteed digestive regularity in some 8-12 hours after ingestion.

Side effects initially include diaphoresis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once Chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the anal site. In some cases, Chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. While burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits associated with appropriate dosage levels of Chipotlax. Chipotlax is not for everyone. Actually, nevermind; it is. Consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.

by BurgWords September 15, 2015

Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.

After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.

by Nana09 August 6, 2009