Yo bro, so
I've been droppin my girl off at night to the 24 hour gym but I've just found out... the bitch only goes inside to order a taxi to see next man!! She been fuckin chessin me this whole time!
Last week I went shopping with my girl to get creams and deodorant for her dying uncle, as she went to visit him in London... bro,
tell me why I found used plane tickets to
Amsterdam for the same weekend in her handbag? She fuckin chessed me!