Cheesecaking

Creating an adverse situation where others around you suffer greatly from your efforts. Typically, the act of "cheesecaking" results from a distraction.

How the fuck did you crash your car and lose your phone?
Just cheesecaked it. My fault.

I think I got her pregnant I forgot to use a condom.

Did you at least use hot sauce?
Nah I've been cheesecaking.

by quachwatch April 12, 2022

cheesefat

cheesefat is a fat that cums out of cheese. cheesefat can be made by stewing justin bieber's head in a non-stick pan for a couple of milleniums at least. you can find cheesefat in the caves of the retarded inkblob mountains, find a mutated jabowocke's cave then search the whole cave.

cheesefat is freaking awesome

by inkblobs r cool July 10, 2011

westbarns cheesecake

when you fall asleep in east lothian and wake up with a cleveland steamer,courtisy of the pies

joanne g wont fall asleep in the wbi again after waking up with a westbarns cheesecake on her pus!!!

by jamie lugton February 21, 2009

blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019

Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

cheesecake moment

Orgasm. Derived from the feeling you get from eating good cheesecake being similar to an orgasm.

When she saw him, she had a cheesecake moment in her pants because he was sooooo hot!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010