chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Used to describe someone with a big ass butt. Used mostly by males describing females.

JT: Look at you Shanise, Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass!!

by LDNQueenz July 28, 2020

CHEEESY M. BABY

She's the flyest, freshest *filipina girl you've ever seen (:

Dude 1: "Yo, who's that FLYgirl??"
Dude 2: "That's Cheeesy M. Baby!!"

by Chelsea M. *aka Cheeesy M. Baby* February 29, 2008

cheesed

Mad or pissed off about something; really angry.

Person: Yo I lost my fuckin hat and now I'm cheesed

by pharcyd3 January 6, 2006

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

Cheemdirter

A cheemdirter is used to describe several different things. 1.The most common use is when a person is trying to fart but shards his/her garments, which in this case have to be denim coveralls to make it a true cheemdirter. 2.Another use is when a person accidentally poops in the shower, bathtub, and/or toaster-oven. 3.A shot of half gin-half petroleum chased with small twigs, moss, and dirt.

1.I've gone through 37 pairs of those raw denim coveralls because of my chronic cheemdirting.

2.I think someone cheemdirted in the toaster because my white toast looks more like cinnamon toast and its not even toasted yet.

3.I started my Saturday night out with a cheemdirter then blacked out and died.

by FatBleez August 3, 2009

chuck e. cheesed

When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.

worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."

teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!

Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"

by lohhrahhh March 1, 2008