Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."
by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020
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checkout time

refering to the time you die.
it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.
by pussy bee December 24, 2021
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Checkout Stick

A stick used to strike vicious, unleashed dogs when they approach you on the beach.
“See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”
by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021
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Checkout-gasm

Term for resellers who successfully copped/secured a hype pair through a fcfs (first come, first serve) release mechanic. The feeling is quite similar to having a high like an orgasm but a bit more subtle and without the mess
Person A: Man, felt that sweet Checkout-gasm when I copped several pairs of Yzy quantums. Imma be friggin rich #hustlelife #respect

Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot
by gonxfreecs99 October 20, 2020
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