Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Self-Checkout Theftmug. Term for resellers who successfully copped/secured a hype pair through a fcfs (first come, first serve) release mechanic. The feeling is quite similar to having a high like an orgasm but a bit more subtle and without the mess
Person A: Man, felt that sweet Checkout-gasm when I copped several pairs of Yzy quantums. Imma be friggin rich #hustlelife #respect
Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot
Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot
by gonxfreecs99 October 20, 2020
Get the Checkout-gasmmug. by pussy bee December 24, 2021
Get the checkout timemug. “See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”
by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021
Get the Checkout Stickmug.