National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Chat Ninja

That person you wish you didn't know who seems to lurk on facebook or aim waiting for you to log on so they can message you within 2 seconds. You usually know this person from elementary school or they tried to get you in on a pyramid scheme.

6:42 pm <I'mTotallyNotDave> is online
6:42 pm<FamilyGuy24/7> Hey man!! are you sure you don't want to make a ton of money quick selling knives?

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> .... effin chat ninja.

6:43 pm<I'mTotallyNotDave> is offline.

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 9, 2010

chest naked

To be shirtless, one with out shirt. Shirtless man. Typically unnecessarily so, a vain display. Unabashedly shirtless.

"Man, that guy is always getting chest naked for no reason."

by Bari A. Khan May 28, 2008

Chat Noir

Chat Noir is very hot, but still super sweet and an overall really good guy! he deserves much more love than he is given and is just waiting for Ladybug to fall for him! He uses pet names like Bugaboo and Princess for two, or should i say one very special girl! Though, Ladybug dislikes being called Bugaboo he calls her that anyways. It sucks that Chat isn’t real though. but he still has a special place in our hearts <3

Chat Noir: Hey Bugaboo, fancy seeing you here!
Ladybug: Chat, stop calling me that!
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Chat Noir: Don’t worry Princess, i’ll save you

Marinette: Mhm. okay.

by AngelAgreste August 17, 2018

Cheap Neep

verb; the act of looking at someone else's screen while playing video games to find their location and take advantage of this knowledge. This often happens in shooter games with split screens or LAN games. (ing) (er)

Kid 1: How did you know I was in the secret spot?
Kid 2: Skills.
Kid 1: Goddamit, you loser, stop cheap neeping.

by Pete and Eric March 4, 2007

Chat Noir

Bad ass
Smart ass
Flirt
Cutie

Modle

Amazing and cute and sweet and puuurrfect and wears a sexy sute to show off his sexy ass with amazing eyes

"Chat Noir is a bad ass guy" or
"Chat noir is a cute kitty" or

"Naught kitty chat "

by Chat noir Lover July 24, 2016

Chat Noir

Chat Noir is from the show "Miraculous Ladybug" He is very flirty towards his partner in crime, Ladybug. Chat Noir also known as Cat Noir is very protective and would sacrifice his own life for his "Lady". He is funny, puuuurrfectttt, very flirty, bad ass, and a CUTIEEE. But HE IS IN DEEEEEP LOVE WITH LADYBUG.

"I wish Chat Noir was real."
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? uh no. ITS CHAT NOIR!"

by lil.chatt May 21, 2018