charesser

It's essentially that one chair that you throw everything on that eventually becomes your dresser.

I throw my pile of clean clothes on my charesser.

by R3dDrAgon February 22, 2018

Chavcess

An underclass female who is so dumb and deluded that she constantly tells people that she's a princess. But she's not - she's actually a chav!

Dressed top to toe in Poundland's cheapest, most garish sportswear, Tamika spent her days loitering round Slough's grimmest council estate claiming to be a princess whilst drinking Skol Super and scratching her arse. When fellow residents stated 'awfully sorry Tamika but you don't appear that royal to me' she would take offence and her cheeks would flare up more brightly than her fluorescent pink shellsuit before launching a tirade of poorly articulated verbal abuse, spitting at them like a Peruvian lama and launching a frenzied knife attack. That's cuz she isn't really a princess - she's a chavcess!

by JinxTrim November 20, 2019

Chavenson

A big fat cocked daddy with a bald ass head and dookie black eyes. Usually good in bed, has a sexy voice and strong piss scent.

Damn, is that Chavenson? He has a fat neck!

by myapoligiezfather December 23, 2021

Eduado Chaves

This is a n00b on Cs i andres pwn him liike a chicken on mothers day... he thinks juyst coz he has a 9800 pro he can outlag the rest of us by ideo card...

noob or Kasper stegeman

by andres t3h l33tz0rx April 21, 2005

ivan chaves

FUCK U!!!!!! ivan u r the fag NOT ME!!! why r u talking shit behind my back, r you to scared of me or what and dont even start crap with me cuz i WILL kick your ass. if you dont belive me, trust me you will find out. FUCK U you just said all that shit about ellton jon cuz you r the 1 that FUCKED HIM HARD!!and who the fuck in thwe world uses the word "totatly"in a insalt

youre the ellton jon fucker you scared ass bitch!!! and why the fuck did you write this and not say it to my face(damn you are gayer than i thught) cuz I WILL go up to you!

by EDWRAD CASTRO April 5, 2005

cavessa

Thicc as b*tch

“Damn did you see cavessa today”

“Yeah bro, she looked thick as f*ck!”

by Mamacitawink March 14, 2018

chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)

it's a complete chavesty

by el revez May 10, 2004