chaving it up

The Phrase used when you see a bunch of stupid chavs talkin bout goin out on the town.

chav1:so yea, were gonna go out 2dai bluds?
chav2:yea, ill get the booze!
chav1:i don't like beer its too strong.
dude1:ooooo your chaving it up tonight arnt you
dude2:ROFL

by Tom Haines July 2, 2007

Gas chambering

When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.

I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Chavalingus

The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.

"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"

"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

Chilvering

When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.

Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”

Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”

Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”

by MasterCater69 February 14, 2021

Busy as a cat covering it up

Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting

She rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up.

by Little Iodine March 18, 2008

Catering to the Casuals

A phenomenon that occurs when a video game developer changes a game mechanic to make the game easier for new players. Alternatively, if a game developer lessens the skill gap, then this phrase fits the mould as well. This typically makes the game less enjoyable over a longer period of time

When call of duty added the perk “final stand” they were catering to the casuals.

by Jay Scheme March 1, 2019