Chesticles

The official way to meanly say man-boobs

Fat Bully: Hah! four eyes you've got a mangina

Nerd: Sticks and stones may break my bones but your chesticles will shurly suffocate me

by mcmanlyman July 6, 2011

chesticles

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.

The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.

by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

Chesticles

Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.

boobs tits breasts jugs melons rack

Tom: Check out her rack Paul!

Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?

Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!

by Donkeh December 17, 2008

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010

Chesticles

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.

Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)

by Crastoforbit August 26, 2008

chanticleer

another word for rooster. a male chicken.

most of us do not eat chanticleers.

by sarah steadywithmen May 3, 2006

Chesticles

A womans melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts.

"Man, did you see that chicks chesticles?"

by FriskeyFreemont October 19, 2006