Chappaqua

The home of the JAPS. It is a wealthy town in Westchester, NY where almost every kid is spoiled. They typically have iPhones, lap tops, Apple watches and basically every single apple product. The girls have high end make up that is to be shown off at school everyday. Oh and you better be wearing adidas superstars and lululemon leggings or a rly nice pair of jeans. If ur bm sucked well then ur so does ur social standing. Parents are typically rich and let their kids do anything.

Wow Emma's bat mitzvah was this past weekend, it totally sucked. I'm so not gonna be her friend anymore, what a loser. And what's even worse is she's from Chappaqua, it's supposed to be a great party.

by mgbh March 1, 2017

Chappaqua

Scarsdale -esque but less well known

2. Everyone thinks they're greater than everyone else

Just stop doing that! People would never do that where I'm from, Scarsdale.

by Chappy May 3, 2004

Chappaqua

1. the town where if you dont fit in, you get your ass out
2. commonly known as jappaqua
3. our parents know we party, and thats okay because they were just like us when they were kids
4. everyone has tutors and if you get below a 3.5, your parents assume you need to be put into special needs
5. almost anyone can get a doctor's note saying they get extra time in school to enhance their chances of getting into their top choice of a ivy school
6. THE BEST PLACE EVER

we're all rich because we live in chappaqua! WOOOOOOOOOHOOO

by 1234chappaqua March 11, 2011

Chappaqua

A hamlet in northern Westchester County, New York, replete, unfortunately, with illiterate antisemitic ingrates. A quiet, low-crime, high achievement enclave a short train ride away from any excitement, bustle, or, if you prefer, depravity.

I failed my preschool SAT's and can't get into private school, with its $30,000 per year per child tuition, and my low I.Q. put Stuyvesant out of reach, so my family had to move to Chappaqua.

by Chappaquack July 20, 2009