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Hobo Champagne

Any type of alcohol mixed with any carbonated beverage(s).
"Mike looks really hungover"
"Yeah, he was pounding hobo champagne all night."
by GZeus November 5, 2009
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Jack Champion

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSH IVE HAD ONG, HE IS SO AHSJSHSJS
person one: “have you heard of Jack Champion?”
person two: “no I haven’t, why?”
person three: “WATCH HIS MOVIES! HE’S SO FINE
by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023
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championitis

The disease/sickness of being good at everything, or always winning.
"Wow, we won again, I need to get rid of this championitis, so we can level the playing field."
by TheHonor August 4, 2009
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Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.
UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.
by Josh1510 December 9, 2008
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Atlanta Champagne

Coca Cola served in a glass, all fancy like.
"Would you like another Atlanta Champagne Sir?"
by akaikubi February 11, 2006
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Water Champion

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.
by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016
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Champagne Shit

When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
by Kai Karl June 11, 2006
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