chalga

A word designating a kind of crappy Bulgarian sound that is based on pop and unintelligently (i.e. half-idiotically) manipulated ethno elements, and that pretends to be music, but cannot be farther away from it thanks to the zero artistic value it has. Singers are usually blond brainless girls with artifically enlarged lips and breasts (full of silicon) in order to hopelessly compensate for the lack of voice and artistic sense.

- Do you listen to chalga?
- No, I listen to music.

by Kea Van Embs April 8, 2010

CHALGA

Chalga is opposite to Mozart's music - i.e. ugly, fly-by-night shadow of music. Chalga is ugly, bray, vomitory low-quality thing that makes you have a headache. Chalga is a dud effort to make some music.

Here are only few chalga words:

Stupid sheep you are and always be...

by bebopper July 19, 2009

chanaie

A black female that got held back in middle school.

Did you hear about that chick? She is a chanaie!

by yaarg December 21, 2016

Chalwa

also known as a chalice, is a type of smoking pipe manly used as part of a Rasta Rite. Using water and long (12in) hoses to cool the smoke when inhaled, and usualy exhaled through the nose and you bow your head and give ALL PRAISE TO JAH.

one load of irie in me chalwa and me give praise to Jah Jah.

by Jah Andy September 16, 2008

Challah

Really tasty bread made by the wonderous Jews.

Pronounced "Holla", with some weird cuhhhhh noise at the beginning.

Me: How much does the Challah Cost?

*Everyone around the table stares at me*

by Yumliciousness August 24, 2009

Timothée Chalamet

A fucking magical person who will DESTORY your life. Everything I talk about centers back around to him. He is everything.

Person 1: Hey bro what got you into Kid Cudi?

Person 2: Timothée Chalamet. HE IS MY REASON FOR EVERYTHING.

by timotheechalametstan December 12, 2020

chalga

Imagine a horse. Imagine the heap of horse-shits.
Are you with me?
Now, imagine the worm inside the horse-shits which is eating them (intestinal worm). Now, imagine the shits of that worm.
So, that bloody heap of smelly worm shits is chalga.
In other words, chalga is extracted shit from all dirt in the World.
God bless all who are not in Bulgaria and those that don’t know what is this chalga. Fucking chalga is everywhere in Bulgaria.

These red tomatoes
who has 'em baby shaked off
Who has you baby lied
Who has yo baby fucked up

by ToDoR April 8, 2005