Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009

Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.

All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!

by EDPathway October 7, 2013

Chainbanging

Banging a number of females in close and rapid succusion.

Man, i need to get tested this week, i was chainbanging last weekend, i banged like 4 girls.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005

chairdance

To sit in a chair (preferably an office chair, but any will do in a pinch) and rythmically wave your arms and legs to a beat.

Whenever a catchy tune plays while I'm at my computer, I'm tempted to chairdance.

by erics September 5, 2006

Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

by Keilman December 5, 2009

Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

ChairBender

Only the Chavatar. Master of all chelements could stop the chfire nation.

"Long ago, the four chnations lived together in harmony, but everything changed when the Chfire Nation attacked. Only the Chavatar, master of all four Chelements could stop them, but when the Chworld need him most, he vanished. 100 years passed and my brother and I found the new Chavatar, a Chairbender named Chaang. And while his Chairbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Chaang can save the world."

by meme_dude_was_taken October 5, 2020