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by laser_fox March 8, 2021

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

by Cheshil March 20, 2004

fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

by Harley February 5, 2004

chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

Last Chance Undies

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.

Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!

by breezy-licious July 17, 2011