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Cowan

Cowan may seem like most normal everyday people, but they are not what they seem. They are actually members of a secretive and dangerous scientific cult known as 'The Unity'. The Unity focuses on using deception and mental powers to subdue their enemies, before killing them. Their standerd issue is a knife, made of quartz crystals, that can saw through bone and flesh.

A Cowan is The Unity's NOAs, (non-official agent) that are used for infiltration or protection missions. They are recruited for their talents as young as eight and are trained in the arts of deception, followed by mastering knife fighting.

A Cowan does not feel pain, as they can numb their senses. They can neutralize their hunger by just thinking of food. They do not feel cold and can survive in wintery climates for hours without proper attire.

A Cowan will at costs fulfill their mission, even at the expense of dying or killing their friends. Extremely competitive in nature, they tend to display strengths in science. They too have radical ideas on historical facts, event or figure like the Soviet Union or World War Two or Adolf Hitler.

A Cowan is extremely loyal to those who have earned it, so are they to their comrades.

A Cowan, is very hard to kill. The best thing that we can use is the power of love.
He is so dumb.

Don't underestimate him, he is a Cowan
by Spies in the Sky September 14, 2011
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CFANS

A college at the University of Minnesota Twin Cites. That consists of everyone who dislikes Minneapolis. Students here generaly enjoy the simple things in life, and aren't repeled by the smell of fresh manure. The College of Food, Agricultural and Natural Resource Sciences is Home to a wide variety of majors. There is Agricultural Education, Animal Science, Food Science, ESPM, Horticluture, Forestry, Entomology, Fisheries and Wildlife.
Jason: Hey, do you want to go over to Murderapolis?
Justin: NO!, I'm in CFANS. St. Paul rules.
Jason: At least you aren't a CSOM douche bag.
Justin: Agreed!
by F2H&B2C March 1, 2009
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Cowan

A commonly used word by Wiccans. A cowan is one who does not follow the religion of Wicca, in other words, they are not Wiccan.
Tom is not wiccan, therefore he is a cowan.
by Lynx_User58 June 13, 2005
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CFlanch

Tuff guy. Hot shot. Ladies Man. Sexy as hell, yet soft as a marshmallow. Says the most cheesiest pickup lines, but the most romantic quotes. Can make any girl fall on her knees, if he really wanted to. Trys way too hard, but succeeds way to much. Has a way of making every awkward moment hilarious. When he kisses you, he makes you feel beautiful and on top of the world. on top of all the other girls. The other girls are jealous to see you be with him. When he calls you a name like "cute", you automatically want him more.. kinda like a magnet. Not just cause of his looks, but cause of his bad-boy personality. He has such a light loving touch, its addictive. He has a clever way of persuading you to do things, feel things even when you're not suppose to feel them. He has a way to blow your heart up with confusion, and love. A way to get something he wants back. CFlanch is the most incredible person you will ever meet, if you really know him. When hes away, you really fuckin miss this kid.
CFlanch is like: Jar of pickles
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Chocolate
Roller coaster
Sex
Jesus
Devil
Sex
by YButch August 1, 2011
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cowanoscopy

Cowanoscopy is a term for anal sex. The term was originated in Florida. The term is gender neutral.
I didn't think she would but last night she gave up that ass for Cowanoscopy.
by smilingman May 13, 2013
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cwangc

a bisexual mcyttwt groupchat that talk about group pissing in 10 minutes, group therapy in 10 minutes, consider aimsey as an honorary member and say a bunch of out of context shit
bob: hey have u heard of cwangc

lily: oh yeah, they’re that chaotic bisexual groupchat right?

bob: yeah they like piss and group therapy
by beexduo September 3, 2021
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Cflan

Doing a cflan
Having a perm and being a bottler in the final third
Cflan was a bottler yet again at the ghaeltacht
by Rob ferry February 23, 2022
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