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Hail, hail to Michigan, the cesspool of the West.
by Justin November 6, 2003
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Cess Pool

A Cess Pool is a term used to describe a collection of female acquaintances to be shared as a common resource among a group of guy friends.

To be eligible to be added to the Cess Pool, the female in question has to be of a decent standard, and should not be the love interest of anyone in the group.

The main purpose of adding females into the Cess Pool is to always have a group of female friends ready to be called upon by the group for any activities such as clubbing, drinking or even unadulterated sexual debauchery.
A: I just met a couple of cool girls over the weekend.
B: That's great, just add them to the Cess Pool and we can hang out this weekend!
by toastbox September 10, 2011
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Cesspoolian

a waste of space on the road. Someone who doesn't know how to operate an automobile. A mutant.
If this cesspoolian doesn't get out of the way, I'm going to run him off the road.
by freelancelot June 19, 2016
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Cisspool

A cisspool is a gathering of cis (likely cis-het) people who misuse misunderstand common gender and sexuality based terms - often defensively and accidentally humorously - to the bewilderment or confusion of queer people and allies.
Person 1: Dude, Twitter has become such a trashy place since muskrat bought it.

Person 2: Yeah, though I’ve definitely got receipts from the cisspools on that hellsite.
by AncientLlama January 13, 2023
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cesspoon

A really nasty or unkempt female generative organ with spongy bits of white smelly shit.
I had to give da nonay on carpet munching to that mofonkey bitch with da cesspoon.
by ubiq1 December 30, 2004
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cess pool

by Qwerty42 November 3, 2003
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cess pool

A nasty, smelly, annoying person in school who hates to shower.
because Scott Gaydos smelled like a cess pool, he had to go to the nurse and take a shower.
by SchhottGaydoses January 14, 2008
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