Jasmine Cephas Jones

The epitome of *lesbian panic*

I’m so in love with Jasmine Cephas Jones

by TrashyOctopus29 January 9, 2021

cephalopod

A speedball made of xanax, Oxycontin, Focalin and just a pinch of coke!

"Dude, did you see Nicole?"
"yeah man, she was fucking faced off dose' cephalopods!"

by donsanman April 13, 2010

Cephelogatitis

1) A rare disorder - unique to the college female - that results primarily in an increased tendency to contract urinary infections after sexual activity.

Laura: Tonight's really not a good night for me. My cephelogatitis is acting up again.

by Danny Tan-ner January 15, 2010

Cepheaus

Cepheaus is an intelligent, humorous and loyal person. He may be hyper at times, but shy as well. He is stylish, friendly and sincere. Animal lover, humble and wise. He knows what's right and wrong, but sometimes may choose the wrong choice. Only after he learnt his lesson, will he change. Likes sports very much and is a great joy to everyone.

omg, he looks like a Cepheaus!

by blob :-) May 28, 2013

Cephisodotus

Baddest motherfucker to exist, girls love him. He turns them all down to romanticise his melancholy and solitude.

Did you hear Cephisodotus just turned down Jessica, man that dude has some issues.

by LilChada69 November 19, 2022

macro fecal cephalon

My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!

Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.

by Chief Running Hook April 1, 2021

Ayanna letinya cephas-el

a nice skinny girl who doesn’t really like drama and she’s also a sad depressed girl at times but then again she’s a sweet heart.

i love a girl like ayanna letinya cephas-el

by yonniesbf November 21, 2021