Čepin

Someone who over complicates a simple explanation.

Tom: Yo, Dima how do you do this mathematical example (a+b)^2 !?
Dima: Well..., a^2+2ab+b^2...
Tom: Jesus, don't be a čepin.

by Teacy May 29, 2018

ceph

Ceph, she’s one of the best people out there, kind, caring, and will be there for you. She doesn’t use her own name on social medias but she will open up to you when she knows you’re a great person, usually taken by a guy named ken.

“Yooo have you seen that girl?”
“Yesss she’s perfect, such a ceph, too bad she’s taken”

by Xsu February 6, 2021

Contra-Ception

The sexual act of talking about the video game Contra, so that the woman that you are having intercourse with will get bored and will remove your penis from her vagina before ejaculation to avoid pregnancy when you are unable to remove your penis yourself.

Bill was having sex with his girlfriend, and was about to cum. Lucky he was able to use Contra-Ception to have her pull him out because his hands were stuck.

Or

Tom had his hands handcuffed to the bed, so he Contra-Ceived his girlfriend so that he would not cause a pregnancy.

by Chuck the Old Man January 11, 2011

CEPT

Certified Expert Penetration Tester. Computer security professionals who specialize in the offensive, intrusive and evasive methods, techniques and strategies within the field. The red team. These people usually work for big companies or as private contractors. They get paid to break into computer systems and networks in order to expose and patch weaknesses and vulnerabilities. In other words, your worst nightmare.

Don't mess with that dudes computer, man! He's a CEPT and will therefor probably hack your ass and manage to penetrate your mom at the same time!

The blue team collectively shat their pants when a CEPT showed up to the CTF.

by ¢€¶+ July 28, 2012

'cept

Short for except.

Apocalypse: Hurry up and join!
Nemesis: I would 'cept I'm downloading.

by dukenemesis March 4, 2009

cephalorectal

The condition of having one's head up one's ass.

That dude's head is way up his ass- he's got a bad case of cephalorectal syndrome.

by Big bass jbot January 1, 2016

cephalon

1. The head region found on most arthropods such as Trilobites or Isopods. The cephalon usually contains eyes, a mouth, and other rudimentary sensory organs.

2. A Cephalon is an ancient sentient being with multiple brains in Star Wars lore. A single Cephalon contains many simple intelligences which control the body's appendages and other physical movements while also collecting information to send to the main brain of the Cephalon. The main brain is the only one able to conceptualize information and can perceive the universe in four dimensions.

3. A sentient AI intelligence in the popular MMO, Warframe. There are many Cephalons throughout the game with the most known being your ship's Cephalon, Ordis. Cephalons serve many various purposes such as ship navigation, knowledge acquirement, and general assistance. It is implied that Cephalons were first created by the Orokin in order to serve them throughout their lives. Cephalons take on human-like traits and personalities and can even act on their own intentions if need be.

1. The ancient Trilobite's anatomy consists of the pygidium, thorax, and at the top, the cephalon.

2. A Cephalon by the name of Whiplash opposed the Empire in a resistance movement in Star Wars lore.

3. Cephalon Ordis just won't stop talking, huh? Good thing there's an option to mute him specifically.

by LostSocks September 3, 2016