cellulites: salvation

A Facebook meme group full of edgy cunts created by Carl Ludwig Sherburne. It boasts over 40,000 members. They refer to themselves as “cells” and use language found on 4Chan boards, like inb4 and op.

Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.

The cellulites: salvation are better than the Swamp!

by AnonymousUser- January 4, 2018

cellurize

1. a slang term, used as a comand in order to have someone call you on your cell phone.
2. "call me"
3. "cell it"

"out with my friends, cellurize" (as away message)

by caroline, melanie, katie June 11, 2005

cellulicious

a defining term for food items that have high fat content and an overall pleasant effect on a person of great size who loves to consume mass quantities of lard-encrusted edibles

mary became happy over the cellulicious doughnuts she ate this morning

by dominant July 25, 2007

cellulive

The act of waving to a friend with whom you are talking to using a cellular phone while behind a reporter/anchor who is being broadcast live on television.

Seth: "Dood, can you see me behind Chuck waving? What? Turn on CNN right now!!"

Ben: "Huh ... are you cellulive right now?"

by TreeInCV September 22, 2009

Cellulocean

Containing enough cellulose on one's body to create a synthetic ocean of flab glistening in the sun.

Dude, when did we get to the beach? Anderson's got a cellulocean gleaming over there.

by DeedsFan12 April 20, 2009

cellunizer

Someone who is always dropping their phone or chucking it in a drunken rage.

Im not letting John borrow my phone, hes a total cellunizer.

by yaBOYwatson81 April 18, 2009

in cellulose

Referring to something that exists only on paper or any ongoing case that is subject to bureaucratic processing.

Frank and his wife sent lovely Bar Mitzvah invitations in cellulose.
My Fetus snipe procedure is currently in cellulose and will take forever to get approved.

by Kaffedyr June 21, 2016