Celebrity Crush 

1. Someone famous one finds immensely desirable/attractive/sexy and, if given the chance, would be more than happy to sleep with

2. Someone one has close to no chance with but can't help but like/be attracted to/daydream about/want to bang

1. Rosalie: Name 3 guys you wanna sleep with.

Natalia: Chris Pine, Chace Crawford, Micheal Cera...

Rosalie: Celebrity crushes? For real?

Natalia: ...Yeah...

2. Amanda: God, you're such a dork.

Lori: Say what you will but some day, I'm gonna be Mrs.

Gabe Saporta...

Amanda: ...Dude, that's such a celebrity crush.

Lori: ...What's your point?

Celebrity Crush by DaisyCera June 16, 2009

meta-celebrity 

Someone famous for being famous (or infamous), particularly in the entertainment industry. A meta-celebrity is a well known celebrity, who has not done anything particularly noteworthy to justify their Fame. The late Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton are two contemporary examples. Meta-celebrities do not always orginate in the entertainment industry, but they nearly always gravitate to it, often as a last ditch effort to extend their "fifteen minutes" as their profile starts to wane.

See also Professional Celebrity, Famious for being famous.

The late Anna Nicole Smith was a classic meta-celebrity

meta-celebrity by Eugene206 February 14, 2007

celebrinaut 

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.

Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.

celebrinaut by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008

celebrity marriage 

1. A union between two famous people, which doesn't last long. The time it takes for light to travel the distance of the diameter of a subatomic particle is a quadrillion times longer than this union lasts.

2. When measuring the lifespan of something that fails, it's often measured in celebrity marriages.

1. Ben Afleck and J.Lo got into a celebrity marriage, but they were divorced before a camera's 1600 speed film could be exposed enough to take a picture of them in a married state.

2. Don't buy this preservative-free cow's milk, it lasts less than 10 to the hundredth power celebrity marriages.

celebrity marriage by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009

quasi-celebrity

Someone who has reached a point of stardom, but not celebrity. Usually they have no specific talent and some have merely basked in another celebrities lime light long enough to have developed a slight glow themselves.

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña is a quasi-celebrity, he is famous for hanging around with professional skateboarders.

quasi-celebrity by mac_atak November 6, 2013

celebrity 

simply put...absofuckinlutley useless in everyway shape or form. they do nothing for the economy except spend our hard earned money. we could definitley do better without them around

normal person: "sir can you help me i've been shot in the stomach by a rapper, and i'm beleeding to death."
celebrity: "and what...get my armani dirty...dude wipe up your blood and get away from my bentley before i call the police and have you arrested for article 108.376-any attempt to get any celebrity to do anything productive shall be punished by death"

celebrity by truth January 29, 2004

White Girl Celebrity Exception

When a white female doesn't date a guy(mainly black) of another race, unless he is famous/a celebrity.

LL Cool J is USUALLY the standard set for black males.

Girl: I don't date black guys. But I'd SO date LL Cool J!
Black guy: I see you're using the White Girl Celebrity Exception as an excuse/copout.

White Girl Celebrity Exception by Kaiser1one February 23, 2011