Calcium

A FW of the steampowered.com forums.

Widely known over the sp.com community for his freakish conspiritorial theories and paranoia.

"You're one of...them...aren't you?'

'Hey dude, I'm just here to deliver your milk.'"

by Muahahahaha October 12, 2004

calcium

calcium can also be another term for being pregnant.

mom: you have to get a WHAT?!?!
daughter: *sobbing* a calcium abortion
mom: what i want to know is how you got calcium in the first place
daughter: well, me and johnny were drinking milkshakes...and we didn't remember to use our bendy straws *starts sobbing again*

by cooleo, nevah! November 20, 2006

Calcium

A fake element

"Calcium is not real"

by Xoren April 14, 2022

Calcium's Execution Day

2 days after Calcium's Demotion Day, He was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by hanging.

The date of the execution was May 8th 2023 and will be celebrated as a national holiday.

Have you seen Calcium's Execution Day?

Yea it was brutal but he deserved being hanged

by ILoveDoggos May 8, 2023

calciumista

a total fucking retard who doesn't belong on this world.

dude did you see Zac the other day? he is such a calciumista!

by consulum September 16, 2023

Calcium Cannons

Cancer big boobs

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants

by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022

Calcium Stearate

1) Scum
2) A white, powdery substance (C36H70CaO4, learned about in GCSE triple chemistry) made by soap (C18H35NaO2) reacting with permanent hard water ions ("Ca2+") to make "lathering" much more difficult. This is not to be confused with scale, which is made by boiling temporary hard water.

1) Politicians? Utter bags of Calcium stearate, they are!
2) In South England, we have mostly hard water. Yes, it lines the bath with calcium stearate sometimes, but the nutrients are great.

by Itz Rob October 26, 2016