Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!

"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"

by Creepsex December 9, 2008

cleave gag

This typically consists of a piece of cloth being tied over the partner's mouth, and is pulled between his/her teeth. A thick scarf is used to hold his/her mouth open, much like a ball gag.

she locked him in a pair of furry handcuffs and clenched a cleave gag between his teeth

by rich001 June 17, 2005

Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Claven

A slang "name call"; A reference to the character Cliff Claven from the show Cheers.

A master and avid sharer of trivia. Someone who never hesitates to set people straight with facts (or "facts" of dubious correctness), at every possible opportunity, whether or not the information is desired. Usually the stories are far longer than anyone wants to hear.

Person1: "It was just snow. Snow is snow."

Person2: "Well *actually* there, Normy, the Inuit have 37 different words to describe snow. Legend has it that the explorer, Pedro Ralfkin once became trapped in a snow bank, and..."

Person1: "You are such a Claven!"

by indgosky May 11, 2009

dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010

cleaverage

to get leverage in any situation with one's cleavage

woman: "oh my god, that was easy getting my husband to take out the garbage. All i needed was a little cleaverage

by Trevor Green August 16, 2008

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006