Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.
I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.
by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020
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I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.
Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?
by Kairan November 17, 2003
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by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009
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by IKnowDude November 27, 2019
Get the Crafty Masters mug."Crafty Brown" is a term used to describe just about anything that is done in a crafty way, mainly in the context of school life. Originally meaning "a quick sneaky fag" (probably at school), the term developed to mean any number of things of a "crafty" nature, including but not limited to: masturbation (in or out of school), copying homework, lying, sleeping during lessons, smoking, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, taking a quick poo (this is crafty because no-one is EVER supposed to take a dump at school), skiving off lessons and skiving off school.
It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.
It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.
"Hey, im just goin' for a crafty brown" (means what you want it to mean)
"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"
"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"
by i_love_kiran_k_dawda March 4, 2007
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