cattywompus

to go diagonal or accross something

You know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron Wilborn Creek.

by bub January 19, 2005

cattywampus

ayo

someone looks like tyler1
"cattywampus! Look at the dent in his head!"

by pxti February 6, 2021

Cattywampus Booty

The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.

Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.

I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!

by ironeagle3905 November 25, 2011

Cattywampus

when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe

Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

cattywampus

positioned diagonally; cater-cornered

The round bank building is cattywampus from the Gateway Shopping Center.

by BlackBears April 24, 2009

cattywompus

to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something

them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from Wilbourn Creek.
or
That sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.

by bub January 20, 2005

Cattywampus

Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “Savage, Destructive”

Dear me, everything has gone cattywampus with me this week.

by Α January 24, 2022