salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004

Cantelope

A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.

~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.

by getmyshovel January 19, 2010

Cantelope

The 2017 definition of Netflix and chill

I asked Patrick if he wanted to come over and cantelope while his man was away

by Michael P RED DEVIL April 6, 2017

Canelope

It’s like a cantaloupe but if you try hard enough, you can-elope. (eeeyyyyyyy)

“I would be with you, but I cantelope”

“Well if you keep practicing, soon you canelope”

by Matchachacha November 5, 2021

canteloupe

A negative verb saying that a quick, often spontaneous and secret wedding in place of a formal, often large and expensive wedding is not possible, or will not happen.

Kweif and Amy eloped in Vegas last weekend, but Joe and Gigi canteloupe.

by anonymous May 15, 2022