CAPSLAP

When responding to a Facebook post, message or other written communication you reply in all CAPITAL LETTERS! This will show you are angry with the content or upset that you have to repeat yourself etc.

Q: I can't log into my computer, will somebody help me? (This question has already been answered at least 10 times)
A: DENISE I HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO DO THIS MANY TIMES!
Denise just got CAPSLAPPED!

by Socialpolice June 12, 2020

catflap

The fleshy outer labia of a minge - can be 'twanged' with hilarious and occasionally dangerous comsequences for the twangee.

Marjorie bent over, exposing her enormous catflap to the horrified gaze of several small boys on vulnerable bicycles.

by Minge Raider September 26, 2003

cat slap

it when you get rabies via anus by 1 or more shaved animals.

this cat slap is giving me a rash.

by donthewater October 17, 2006

Catflaps

fanny flaps but on a cat =

Fuckface: Wow Look At Those Catflaps On that Cat Going Through the Catflap
Shithead: Whoaaa!! They're Huge!

by sp-funkycat January 28, 2009

Cutslap

When two women both indulge in having sex with one another, a.k.a scissoring

Oh my, me and Nancy were cutslapping real hard last night!

by minecraftwatersound May 31, 2019

Cutslap

When two women indulge in sexual intercourse by slapping their vaginas together a.k.a. scissoring

Oh my, Nancy and I were cutslapping real hard last night!

by minecraftwatersound May 31, 2019

Carslap

Extending a hand from a moving vehicle to assault a pedestrian.

The cyclist was crossing in a crosswalk, so I gave him a carslap.

by TomTheodore July 5, 2021