Catacumb

An underground gallery full of ancient artifacts (or Jizzifacts if you will) from centuries past. May consist of jizz rags, jizz filled socks, jizz crusted tissues, etc. Access is permitted only to those who contribute their own unique Jizzifact to the Catacumb.

Mike: Yo Tone-Bone, my wife wouldn’t let me enter the Krusty Krab last night so I had to create my own jizz rag.

Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.

Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadn’t pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.

Tone-Bone: Bro that’s vile.. I envy you.

by Stoney69 February 9, 2019

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Camcum Brothers

When two males acknowledge having masturbated to the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.

This can lead to perks by making the information known to other males who you can network with.

Male 1: "Yea man, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"

Male 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"

Male 1: "Me and the door guy are camcum brothers, remember that blonde girl from last weekend?"

by Carter Pewterschmidt 69 July 1, 2022

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